Sunday, November 23, 2008

Production Problems

I find the concept of mass producing Placenta Shampoo to be simply staggering.

Whenever I try and imagine gathering the tonnes of placenta needed, all I can picture is some guy skidding in to a delivery room Kramer style. The woman's legs still up in stirrups, the baby is in the doctor's hands. With no introduction the shampoo company acquisition guy nods to the bloody bag on the floor.

"Are you all done with that?"

I bet you would have to dress that job up on your resume.

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